Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink.

Source: tyr-i0n

itsabonfire:

Childish Gambino Turd in the Oven (Diplomat’s Son)

My mouth drops classics, lips are historic
Tongue is amazing, ask the clitoris
Underground king like the young Bun B
And these haters are pussy, so they should love me 

I forgot that this song existed.

Source: suckstoyourassmar

intravenousgaming:

Alakazam made by me on our Minecraft server. Sphax PureBD Craft texture pack.

intravenousgaming:

Alakazam made by me on our Minecraft server. Sphax PureBD Craft texture pack.

Source: intravenousgaming

dorothyparkerblue:

The Man Who Broke the Bank.

dorothyparkerblue:

The Man Who Broke the Bank.

Source: veedeerlee

Source: winninginnude

Source: carrieanneh

Source: gypseeesoul

anunperfectcontradiction:

I love when clothes say exactly how I feel.

anunperfectcontradiction:

I love when clothes say exactly how I feel.

(via can-you-spell-riddikulus-deacti)

myownscartissue:

And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

myownscartissue:

And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.

Source: myownscartissue

markyshighworld:

What girls don’t know is guys hurt too… #realshit #realtalk #trillshit #tru #true #truth #relationship #love (Taken with Instagram)

markyshighworld:

What girls don’t know is guys hurt too… #realshit #realtalk #trillshit #tru #true #truth #relationship #love (Taken with Instagram)

Source: markyshighworld